Infinity Pack Abs

I guess you might be wondering what Infinity Pack abs are. Well, you need a basic understanding of calculus for that. This picture (is it there? I used the URL) might help.

Six packs, Eight packs and other such physical attributes seem to be all the rage these days. However, what perplexes me is that even those with a background in mathematics (read ALL ENGINEERS) seem to drool over this phenomenon. Why? Because Infinity Packs are even cooler! Let me explain...

Fourier Transformations are basically used to convert continuous curves to discreet ones right? Like, sinusoidal inputs to ones which computers and their minions can make sense of. Basically chopping off the major part and keeping the high and low states. 

The guys (or girls) with a discreet amount of abs are on the right side of the graphic, while we infinity packs are on the left. We just have so many abs that they form a continuous curve which average eyes cannot see! We are the ones with more abs, infinitely more abs than SRK, Aamir or Esha Deol. 

I hope this makes many people feel better about themselves (or makes them wish that I stop blogging, anything will do). Thank you. 

PS: If you notice, the transformation is reversible. The catalysts (or more specifically, the functions) are gluttony and exercise.

The Brainwave

I recently had a brainwave. That I should blog. Turns out I had such a brainwave over a year ago as well. I had actually opened a Blogger account and posted something, something cheesy. Well that was Swiss. Time to add some cheddar. 

Why am I blogging? Because I want to share my thoughts with the world, pour out my feelings into cyberspace for the world to see, to improve my writing (typing?) skills. Because in half the interviews I faced so far, I've been asked if I blog. Because I want to say yes the next time I am asked that. Good reasons eh?

YEAH RIGHT! I'm blogging because I'm jobless, and am too lazy to drag my laptop over to my ex-roomie's room to.... ahem, work. Last year we used to 'work' through LAN. I'll cover the lack of LAN in another post. Or maybe even this one.

What should my first (technically second) post be about? Well, I thought I'd write about myself, but then again, I thought better of it. Its better to let you decide if you want to know about me, so I'll be filling up the About Me thingy after I post this. I guess the title of my blog should be a much more interesting topic. EGG HALF FRY! 

Again, I can give you many awesome and deep stuff about the symbolism of such a title. An egg half fried, a half baked cookie, a jack of all trades but a master of none, crisp on the outside but soft in the middle (wait for it, don't gag yet!) or a boy who is turning into a man (there you go, now you can gag).... All that. But there's a simple and logical explanation. Yesterday I found out that I had the whole morning free, so I stayed up till after 1 in the morning. That's when I decided to act on my brainwave (that of "I shall blog" fame). But then I got hungry, so I visited the NC (must click!) and had the usual-  "Onji half fry bread, radd vada pav bokka lassi." 

Yes, that is what I eat at midnight. I do this more often these days because the toilets in my new wing are usually not in a state where you first need to empty two bucketfuls of water mixed with shampoo before you can use them. Usually. Okay, lets not digress (awesome dialog, fetches you ten points in every group discussion!). I came back to my room... no, I CLIMBED back to my 4th floor room (the infinity pack abs stand testament to this routine) and set about 'designing' my blog. And naturally, the first thing that came to my mind was THE dish. Well that's the story of the title. I guess the description doesn't need any... description. 

I guess that's pretty much what I want to say for now. No, I want to say a lot more. But I am at home for the weekend and I really need to sleep. If you found this post bearable, please do come again. Hum blog kartein rahenge, aap aao ya na aao. No seriously, do come again! :) (I just HAD to put in a smiley!)