Infinity Pack Abs

I guess you might be wondering what Infinity Pack abs are. Well, you need a basic understanding of calculus for that. This picture (is it there? I used the URL) might help.

Six packs, Eight packs and other such physical attributes seem to be all the rage these days. However, what perplexes me is that even those with a background in mathematics (read ALL ENGINEERS) seem to drool over this phenomenon. Why? Because Infinity Packs are even cooler! Let me explain...

Fourier Transformations are basically used to convert continuous curves to discreet ones right? Like, sinusoidal inputs to ones which computers and their minions can make sense of. Basically chopping off the major part and keeping the high and low states. 

The guys (or girls) with a discreet amount of abs are on the right side of the graphic, while we infinity packs are on the left. We just have so many abs that they form a continuous curve which average eyes cannot see! We are the ones with more abs, infinitely more abs than SRK, Aamir or Esha Deol. 

I hope this makes many people feel better about themselves (or makes them wish that I stop blogging, anything will do). Thank you. 

PS: If you notice, the transformation is reversible. The catalysts (or more specifically, the functions) are gluttony and exercise.